THIS IS TEH BEST PASTA ON THE WHOLE WIKEY. DON'T READ TEH REST BECAUSE TEH REST IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS, SCIENTIFIC STUDIESS PR00FED THIS!!! THIS IS TRUE!!!!
I ASSUME THAT U DONT READ TEH REST OF TEH WIKI BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS CREEPY AS THIS STORY WITH ALL TEH BL00D. MY SCIENTIFIC STUDIE PR00F'D IT! LOL ROLF
— Dr. James Leeward, Professor for Pastarology, Oxford
AFTER READING THIS I WAS SCARRIED. VERY VERY SCARRIED AND I BLOODED LOTS.
— A reader.
THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL THIS BLOOD. A MAN WAS WALKING AROUND AND BLOOD STARTED COMING OUT OF HIM EVERYWHERE. THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD THAT IT FILLED UP AN ELEVATO